Rush Hour American History X School of Scoundrels Seasons change Norbit Delta Farce Health Inspector There's something about Mary Fun with Dick and Jane RV Love of Siam Something's gotta give
Favorite TV Shows
The Next Pussycat doll American Idol Next The Flavor of love The biggest loser Yo Momma Pimp my Ride South Park Family Guy
Nine commentaries on Chinese Communism Chicken Soup of Soul for teens
Favorite Quote
Git-R-Done ! Haha
Lord, I apologize, and be with the starving pycmies down there in New Geaney, Amen
Madder than a three-legged dog trying to bury turds on an icy lake ...
Larry: I dreamt I'd drunk the world's largest magarita, and woke up this mornin', there were salt on the toilet lid.
Larry: Walmart just opened two dentist offices. It's true! I ain't kiddin' with ya. One is a regular dentist office, another one is express dentist office for folks with 15 teeth or less. Wegot the whole deal in there...
Larry: I used to seen this hot chick named Christina when I drove by her house for 6 months ... until somebody took the binoculars out of my truck.
Ron: As I was sitting in the airplane heading to LA, the air hostage announced that one of this airplane's two engine is not functioning. Apparently, the guy sitting next to me has got a lot to live for. He asked me, "Hey man, how far the other one will take us?"
some got-plenty-of-time folks said that we people averagely have only 21,900 days to live ... and as some of us are turning 18 right now, we have already lived for 6,500 days ... Holy CocaCola !! the whole thing just sounds so bull-shat to me, but it's true ... life's so short ... shorter that most of us supposed. On top of that, any unexpected consequences could happen before we can make it to the 21,900th day ... e.g. getting hit by a three-wheeled taxi, accidentally swallowing razor blades, getting beaten to death with a feather pillow by your spouse ... and a lot more you can imagine ...
I guess I'm gonna have to make up my first-time resolution, so-called short and long-term goal in my life ... to be able to see clearly what I really wanna get out of life and go get it soon before the chances are faded away ...
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